Awukwazi ukuthemba ama-blondes. Uzimisele ukunikeza umfowabo ukugunda izinwele okusha phakathi kwemilenze yakhe ukuze nje ajabule. Ngiyamqonda - akunakwenzeka ukuhlukana nomzimba onjalo, ngisho nangegunya lokuthanda. Bese siyazibuza ukuthi kungani amanye amatshwele engakuyeki ngosuku lokuqala. Yingoba banabafowabo abababopha izintambo ngaphambi kokuba benze!
O, lawa mantombazane anesikhumba esimhlophe, awadingi lutho ngaphandle kokuthatha i-phallus enkulu ye-Negro ngokwabo futhi, uma kungenzeka, ukugwinya nakakhulu, ukubenza baqhaqhazele futhi bafune ukuhlanza. I-brunette yaneliseke ngokwedlulele, njengoba kungabonakala ezigcawini ezaqoshwa ngemva kwakho konke okwenzekile.
Amantombazane ama-Elf enzelwe ukwanelisa abalingiswa bezinganekwane. Ngakho-ke i-blonde yayijabule kakhulu ukuthi ithathe isihlathi futhi izivumele ukuthi ibanjwe nguSanta Claus. Okuhlangenwe nakho okungahlala unyaka wonke!